Where can I learn how to program if I don't know anything about programming?

I don't want a tutorial that doesn't make sense I just want to learn how to program some stuff. maybe a little game or hack, something like that

Where can I learn how to program if I don't know anything about programming?
You're asking a lot... with programming you HAVE to crawl before you can walk. And before you can crawl, you have to understand what all this mess is about anyway or you'll wind up falling all over yourself. My recommendation would be to start with Python... there are numerous Python tutorials online for beginners. That's honestly the best place to start. I recommend "A Byte of Python" or "How to Think Like A Computer Scientist"
Reply:it depends also on the language you want to learn... coz they use different concepts, among a lot of other things... :)
Reply:Join some coaching for few days and get some idea from them
Reply:My friend, its not as easy as you think. You need to learn the basics then go from there.
Reply:You don't want a tutorial, you just want to go right to the "experienced" part? Hmm....we could try a mind transfer. You have to be shown something you know. try writing some Autoexec.Bat files. Do a search for Batch files, DOS, Macros. I'm afraid you'll have to look at some "examples" that may seem like tutorials, but that's life. If you have no experience with programming, there is no way you can jump right into game programming. Go to Barnes and Noble and buy a Visual Basic in 21 days book. But then you need the software tools. Maybe try Linux - that stuff is free.